I've Decided...

That life would be less complicated and less stressful if I had a familiar to do my bidding. That is if I didn't have to get involved in all that satanic stuff or sell my soul to have one. I would prefer it to take the form of a dog or cat or maybe even an iguana. I wouldn't want a toad or a chicken, though. It would be difficult to explain away the toad or chicken sitting on my lap to the casual observer. Well, it's just a passing thought.