Thursday, December 29, 2005

Bullet Holes

I truly dislike those things. I think we’ve all seen them before on cars and trucks. You see them and then you do a double take just to make sure your eyes weren’t playing tricks on you. If you see them in a parking lot you walk up to the car and when you’re about two feet away, you realize the holes aren’t real at all but only stickers the owner put on the door or window as a gag. If you see them while driving, well it’s up to your imagination to determine if they’re real or not. Wouldn’t it be something if someone with a real gun put a real bullet hole in the door (while no one is inside, of course) that has those stickers? The owner walks toward his vehicle and says “Wow, sometimes those stickers really do look real. Wait a second, one, two, three, four; I thought I only had three stickers on there. Oh, crap!” Next month, clever things to do to cars and trucks with free spinning wheel covers.

Author’s Note
I would *never* condone using a firearm in this manner. This entry is only a rambling thought about a novelty item and should not be taken seriously.

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