Coolest Job

Federal Air Marshal. That must be the coolest job in the world. Just think, you get to travel and see the world, do a lot of reading and eat airplane snacks. You can small talk with other passengers and lie about everything. And you get paid to do it. Oh, and the best part is you get to carry a gun, too. That is pretty exciting. And when the TSA suspends confiscating scissors at airport checkpoints, just think how much more exciting the job could end up being.