Gift for the Ultimate Couch Potato

DIRECTV is offering a new package for those who like to watch TV. It includes *every* channel, movie, pay-per-view, sporting event, adult program, and HDTV channel they offer on their system. And it includes 10, count 'em, 10 HD DVR receivers and 24/7 concierge service. All for the incredibly low price of $7,500 per year. I'm there, man. Count me in. You can sign up for the Titanium package here.