...isms

While watching a FIFA World Cup soccer match this morning, my boss made some interesting comments that I will call my boss' soccerisms. I know I forgot some but here are the ones I could remember:

1. If you want to score a goal you have to get the ball past the goalie.
2. The trick is to kick the ball into the goal.
3. If you can get past the defenders you have a better chance to score.
4. If you want to score, you have to kick the ball and move it down field.
5. That guy's an octopus. He has his eyes looking everywhere.