Chili Dog Diet

I've decided to take the advice I have been seeing on those Wienerschnitzel commercials. I'm going to try their chili dog diet and see if it will do anything for me. They say all you have to do is eat a chili dog and wash it down with a soda everyday. They don't say anything about the chili cheese fries but since they show it in the commercial I think it's ok to eat that, too. I wonder if I should order a diet soda or regular? I'll stick with diet. Man, this is going to be great. Eat your heart out, Jared!