Oops, Sorry About That

Which would you prefer being hit on the head with?

1. A basketball thrown into the stands by a frustrated player
2. An errant slap shot hockey puck
3. A line drive down the first or third baseline

I would prefer option number one. Of course that is the only one that couldn't be considered an accident but probably won't kill you, either. Hey, Mr. Frustrated Basketball Player, you'll be hearing from my attorney.