Ouch!

My wife and I were coming out of Walmart this evening and we were behind another couple. As we came out of the automatic doors, a not-so-unattractive blonde woman walked in through the out door (In Through the Out Door - that would make a great album name). She was wearing a tight black blouse that left her belly showing and black stretch pants. The guy in front of us whips his head and upper body around to watch her walk into the store. All of a sudden, his wife/girlfriend hits him on his upper arm (he had on short sleeves) so hard that I'm sure the whole store heard the sound of skin hitting skin. He turns his gaze on the wife/girlfriend and she said something obscene to him but in a very low tone so no one else could hear. If looks could kill he'd be among the dead. This all happened in the time frame of just a few seconds but it was funny to see. I of course did not look at the blonde and had no interest in turning my head to see her other assets. ;-)